December 2009
130 posts
“You ain’t gonna believe this, but you used to fit right here. I’d hold you up to say to your mother, “this kid’s gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid’s gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew.” And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching you, every day was like a privilige. Then the time come for you to be your own...
“We got no food, no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”
– Lloyd Christmas
I missed:
Drinking green tea every morning
An actual bed to sleep on instead of a sofa
Driving
Fudgie
Pacific time zone
Youuuuu!
I'm
hoooooooome. =]
“If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don’t accept, because you will lose...”
– St. Augustine (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Happy blog, happy thoughts.
wtfreychelle:
“Happy thoughts Reychelle. haha Blog about happy stuffs that make you happy =P haha” —- Sean Poole. I guess sometimes my blogs are depressing according to some people. This will be my happy blog of the day. My sister from Arizona and her husband left last night to go back home. that isnt happy? yes it is, because I don’t get to see her bitch husband anymore, and yes that makes me...
“I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to...”
– Bob Perks (via @johannal) (via quote-book)
Ollie's Bargain Outlet
This place blows the 99 cent store out of the water. I think it’s more like a 9 cent store and my grandmother is in heaven. Everything is scattered in brown boxes throughout the store and there are a jubilee of colorful “75% off” signs.
Listing of items I see in 1 randomly picked box:
napkins, christmas lights, buckets, hammers, books, lamp shade, clothes, movies, fishing...
New life goal
Sneeze 8 times in a row.
It will be done…
I have horrible memory.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Well..
I was just notified that my Grandmother has Alzheimer’s disease. Better make it a good 4 days; might be my last in Maryland and with her.
ngl I wanted to beat the shit out of Holden the...
bathroomwindow:
(via piniyopo)
he pissed me off the whole time i read that book. i finished it and i was like “wow what a whiny bitch”
Here here.
Merry Christmas from Maryland!
Have a good one everybody!
“Dear Santa Clause,
I can explain..”
Pinch me if I'm dreaming...
As a matter of fact, I take that back.
I made the mistake in having high expectations of this place due to the snow. The change in scenery is wonderful and all, but it does get old. Not to mention I still have another 6 days here. At least I have a trip to Big Bear with the buddies to look forward to when I get back. =]
Dome piece
I love snowballs.
Carlton's log
Day 1: I’m cold. I’m cold and I’m wet. I’m cold and I’m wet and I’m very bored. =/ Actually I’m just very bored. Heeeeeelp.
Off to Maryland
Flying in the day and delays are gonna suck.
…and I have yet to spend a Christmas in California. BUT! there’s 16 inches of snow and mischievous wandering downtown look forward to. Keep me occupied and converse! Bye.
3 EASIEST WAY TO DIE:
hoyitsannbur:
yvonnepal-ing:
karenagra:
errriiikaaa:
1. Puff a cigarette daily
- you’ll die 10 years early
2. Drink alcohol daily
- you’ll die 30 years early
3. Love someone who doesn’t love you back
- you’ll die daily
I don’t believe the 2nd one..
I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his... →
Quote by Mike Tyson, and this is how pissed off I am.
#1 seed going into the playoffs.
And I lose. 195-201
Drew Brees (9), Thomas Jones (5), Robert Meachem (4), Antonio Bryant (3), Vernon Davis (4), Saints D/ST (2) all had horrible performances and I benched LeSean McCoy (10) and Chris Chambers (17).
For my opponent’s team, Aaron Rodgers (37) had his biggest game the 1 week I needed him to do average, Chad Ochocinco (15) and Brandon Marshall (13) had pretty good games as...
Johnnie Walker Blue
Need I say more?
SNOW!
In Maryland!
"Dear George, Junko, and son..."
After 16 years of living across the street, you still don’t know my name? Thanks Mary, appreciate the Christmas letter.
“Men who play Madden video games are redundant. With that said… J-E-T-S...”
– Some guy on YouTube.. I found it pretty funny.
Nobody else thinks of these kinds of things?
Sean: Uhhhh.....
Sean: What to do now..?
Sean: I kind of want to read, but I don't want to concentrate all that much.
Sean: I'm zoning out and thinking about random stuff like tye dye walls and spinning diamonds.
Reychelle: LOL
Reychelle: WTF
Help meeeee!
Which one?
I got a confession. I know we ‘bout to sin,...